Thursday, January 21, 2010

Climbing Wall Pictures Dumb As A Wall?

Dumb as a wall? - climbing wall pictures

Says one man begins a new job and the boss: "If you shall marry my daughter, I have a partner, enter the expense account, a Mercedes and one million pounds of annual salary." The man said: "What is it? The boss shows him a picture, and it is Minging.

The boss said: "It is fair to say that not only ugly, she's dumb as a wall."

The man said: "It does not matter what you offer, do not worry."

The boss said: "I'll give you five pounds in wages and more investment to build a house that is your choice.

The man agrees, thinking that he can have a bag over his head during sex made. A year later, the man buys an original Van Gogh and ready to hang on the wall. Man climbs a ladder and called to his wife: "Bring me a hammer."

He muttered, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer, and you get the hammer.

The man says: "Give me the nails." He mutters, "Get your nails get. The naYOU ", and it was nails.

33 comments:

theresa t said...

almost peed his pants laughing so hard,
lol but a paper or plastic bags

Lady Godiva said...

How can someone be so stupid? ... It is a good idea.

siropuso... said...

Excellent joke.

siropuso... said...

Excellent joke.

firefly said...

Old but funny.

be any kind of PC. Bonnie Tyler's song for you.? 'Holding Out For A Hero! "

The Moaner Loser said...

Lol ...
I loved it, thanks for the laugh.

BKool said...

lol. Funny. it is a joke.

BKool said...

lol. Funny. it is a joke.

BKool said...

lol. Funny. it is a joke.

wheelie bin said...

lmao! c is not that one is good, lol;)

Lorelai said...

lol!

JAM123 said...

Myklia excellent joke. "
10/10. "
Funny Ha ha ha. "

WHAMMBAM... said...

hahaha that was good. I literally broke lol hard.

WHAMMBAM... said...

hahaha that was good. I literally broke lol hard.

enchantr... said...

: D
u deserve more than 1 star!

kernel_p... said...

haha that is funny

Studstri... said...

Fookin brilliant!

BoyRacer said...

Mint! Like him.

J-Man said...

Thats funny

waya said...

LOL!
I do not see what's coming!

pepperbd... said...

old but funny

braxton said...

thats just great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharp300... said...

It's just the bottom right hysterical!

E)izäbê†... said...

haha

SUZANNE R said...

-haha! xx

foxinapa... said...

Ha! The funniest joke of the night.

pirate_p... said...

he asked, leaves for a minute

7.5/10

missmoll... said...

Wana lol i wouldnt be married to him, but I'm back Minging.

tobianbl... said...

sweet! Since it was

Kevin C said...

The Effing PERB

bilbo b said...

thats f * ckin good. ROTFLMAO. Unfortunately, I have nothing to match.

Sally said...

lol

Sally said...

lol

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